I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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