matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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