Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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