sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So drunk its hurt
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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