ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
This is classic penis vs brain.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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