He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I got inside last night via doggy door
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
