i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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