fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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