we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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