So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Vodka?
Forever.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Randomize
