You made me cry and you don't even care
My underwear smells like fireworks.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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