she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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