i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
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My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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