I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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