I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
third nipple confirmed
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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