WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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