Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
then he tried to convert me to islam
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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