Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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