Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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