Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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