You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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