Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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