we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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