Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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