I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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