STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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