Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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