Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize