I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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