Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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