Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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