I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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