he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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