Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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