big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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