Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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