when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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