if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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