And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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