Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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