We're facebook friends in real life
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
