so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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