haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
