Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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