1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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