Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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