We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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