apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
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