she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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