Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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