Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Come see our sink grown plant.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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