He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
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