We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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