we have officially lost it.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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