I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
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You. Win. At. Life.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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