Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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