I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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