That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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