somebody snuck up and got me drunk
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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