If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
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Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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